BENEFITS

Lee Trevino - a true story - you gotta love him...  

   

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a  

professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas , Texas  

mowing his front lawn, as he always did.  

A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in  front of his  

house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English ?"  

Lee responded, "Yes M'aam, I do"  

The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work ?"  

Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her".  

The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.

SHAMPOO WARNING!!!

I NEVER KNEW THIS!!! THIS WARNING INVOLVES SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY AS YOU SHOWER WITH IT!!!!
I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THIS WARNING!

Shampoo Warning
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and
Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to

start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.
Its label reads,

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!